And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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