Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Rumble strips road head = magical
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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