Me too!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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