is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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