doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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