I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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