I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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