you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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