i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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