My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
smell my finger.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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