He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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