My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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