Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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