Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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