just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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