It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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