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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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