We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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