Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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