I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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