I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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