Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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