dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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