If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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