doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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