"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Barsexuality is the new black.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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