ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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