I'm really into asian looking animals
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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