Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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