what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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