You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
