4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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