This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I know her cup size but not her name....
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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