its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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