I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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