The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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