I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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