Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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