have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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