I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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