I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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