I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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