I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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