The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He shit in the fireplace
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