He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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