Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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