He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
too bad you live with your parents still
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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