dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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