So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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