doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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