WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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