that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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