At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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