i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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