How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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