Well douche your snatch and let's go!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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