I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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