They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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