someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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