Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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